Before 4Loko, if one wanted a cheap way to get drunk, there were forties: big glass bottles containing 40 oz. of malt liquor for $ ... Now, on to the King of Malt Liquors, the one, the only: Colt 45.

Whether it's Billy D's Colt 45 ... malt liquor. It's time to take a trip down memory lane -- likely college -- and celebrate drinking brew out of a brown paper bag at The Fifty/50's "National 40oz ...

Here come the caffeine-free Four Loko knockoffs: Blast is a 12% ABV malt liquor from the same people who make Colt 45, and it comes in fruity flavors like strawberry lemonade, blueberry ...