"people will be like 'i'm bored' meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude." ...

"people will be like 'i'm bored' meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude." View Entire ...

sorry to the cvs worker for making it awkward when i asked you where the contact solution was and you said i don’t know and started briskly walking around i didn’t realize you were running ...

You know those days when you’re running on fumes ... Thankfully the funny parents of Twitter keep the tweets flowing like spilled milk and honey stuck on all over the kitchen door handles.

The funniest parents on Twitter get this, and know that they don’t need an inspirational quote when they’re sleep-deprived, cranky and two seconds away from losing it. They need coffee.

Baby Yoda drinks are fun, Dancing Darth had a good run, cute guy turns out to be a bum, mocking Geldof makes for fun and much more from this funny week in funny tweets. Be the first to get our ...