SOMEONE who finds that “the sight of a well-kept lawn borders on the transcendental ... to the number of sheep he had “mowing” the grass. The more sheep you had, the more lawn you ...

I'd neglected to double-check my work while slicing along the grass line. As a result, the border reminded me of the time I cut my own bangs as a 3-year-old: choppy. The Steppin' Edger got an ...