Bah! Humbug! score: One billion. Happy holidays. Monitor your chimneys. Set phasers to heavy stun. Follow columnist Mike Freeman on social media @mikefreemanNFL. Featured Weekly Ad.

The phrase "bah humbug" was made popular in 1843 because of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. The main character, Ebenezer Scrooge, would shout, "Bah humbug!" to anyone who wished him a merry ...