A hockey stick-wielding madman whacked a woman in the East Village then seethed “I’m going to f–k you up!” the shaken victim said Thursday — vowing she’ll now carry Mace to ward off ...

And that’s why the excellently violent, foul-mouthed, and, uh, charming hockey comedy Goon has arrived. The prize goon is Doug “the Thug” Glatt (Seann William Scott). Dad (Eugene Levy ...