Hear, hear for the return of jelly moulds, we say! If it’s a jelly just for the two of you, halve the recipe and use a smaller mould, or make them mini-sized. Leaving it in the fridge overnight ...

His dislike of green has no relevance, but wanting everyone to work in a Legoland environment suggests that he believes that all people were made in a jelly mould. To my mind he demonstrates ...