This week's downtime comes with a host of fixes, and one promised nerf. We're talking about the G36 assault rifle, of course, which developer Massive has promised to make less potent recently.

I’m sure that Halo assault rifle you mocked up for Halloween 2004 was nice and all. But unless it’s also a fully functional Nerf gun that holds three magazines and “a bunch” of darts ...

Now, you're obviously not a cool assault-squad-pre-teen if you don't have your very own dart-firing, speed-loading sniper rifle. This beast is called the Nerf N-Strike Longshot CS-6, but all you ...

The teen heartthrob is under investigation for assault - though not exactly with a deadly weapon. The object in question? A Nerf gun. According to TMZ, a female employee of an Ottawa, Canada venue ...