Meal: Nutella Steak and Eggs. Episode: “Drift Problem” (S03E04) Ingredients: Nutella, steak, and eggs. This is the meal that Archer hopes for, but never gets, on his birthday.

Sterling Archer is not known for his commitment to self-care. ... Watch a Chef Cook ‘Eggs Woodhouse’ From Archer. ... It’s less a meal and more a shortcut to the gastrointestinal danger zone.