It is amazing that in between eating paste and finding crayons in his nose, Ralph Wiggum managed to say one thing, let alone ten. But we're not omniscient, just kind of smart, S-M-R-T.

On The Simpsons, Ralph Wiggum is widely understood to be the biggest dimwit in school.When he eats paste, glues his head to his shoulder and gives us classic lines like “my cat’s breath smells ...

Sure, Ralph Wiggum may enjoy simple pleasures like eating paste, picking his nose or pretending to be a unicorn, but behind that innocent facade beats the heart of a true romantic.