Nearly 30 years after the release of "The Santa Clause," we tried calling the 1-800-SPANK-ME sex hotline to see if it still existed. We were greeted with a sexually explicit message for adults.

Unfortunately, though, when you dial 1800 SPANK ME (1800-772-6563) it’s not Tim Allen, or Santa Clause, or even a NSFW hotline. It was a pre-recorded message telling me the number had been ...