I would be thrilled to report that I loved “Plankton: The Movie,” a “SpongeBob SquarePants” spinoff film. I'd love to say that it is the cinematic hit of the spring. Alas, I cannot.

Characters from the SpongeBob SquarePants series will appear on cards with unique art styles in three distinct packs. Secret Lair is a brand under the Magic: The Gathering umbrella, which has ...