Even though it was a tense and aggy moment, it at least made me finally understand why I hate Christmas jumpers. It’s not that they’re naff, or trite or even occasionally worn by psychos.

While Christmas jumpers are generally worn with irony ... stealth wealth knitted pieces bought after multiple viewings of Succession. That featherlight navy cashmere jumper and grey hoodie ...

As December approaches, Christmas jumpers have begun popping up in stores to tempt you into the festive spirit. But if you don't want to shell out for a sweater you'll only wear once a year ...