I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…” Tyrion unfortunately gets cut ...

I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.” [season 1, episode 6, "A Golden Crown"] ...

Tyrion: Where do I begin ... I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did.

I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... At that point, Tyrion was ...

This week's episode, "The Laws of Gods and Men," was a bit more "Law & Order," serving up Westeros' brand of justice. In King's Landing, Tyrion goes on trial for Joffrey's murder. Witness after ...

D.C.’s “Mayor for Life,” Marion Barry, is apparently a big fan of HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” specifically the oft-misunderstood character Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion (played by Peter ...