Then he texted on, “Israel bend over and spread it. Baller. Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant.” “Do we know you, bro? This is Jennabelle.” “Hey, I think you have the ...

fire emoji, eggplant.” Confused, the girls ask who is texting them, as Hegseth continues with, “Israel better bend over and spread it. Baller, water squirt emoji. God bless the troops ...

Then he texted on, “Israel bend over and spread it. Baller. Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant.” “Do we know you, bro? This is Jennabelle.” “Oh nice, Jennabelle from ...

Live” took on the Department of Defense group text scandal in its cold open with Mikey Madison. Madison, a recent Oscar winner for “Anora,” played a teenage girl gossiping with her friends (Ego Nwodim ...

“Baller. Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant.” The vice president, played by Bowen Yang, then entered the chat, as Hegseth asked about his trip to Greenland. “Nobody knows why ...

Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, fire emoji, eggplant.” The confused high schoolers question who is texting them, as Dismukes’ Hegseth continues, “Israel better bend over and spread it. Baller, ...

Baller, water squirt emoji. God bless the troops, eggplant.” “Do we know you, bro? This is Jennabel,” Madison replies as Nwodim adds, “Hey, I think you have the wrong group chat.” ...

fire emoji. Eggplant.” “Who is this?” one of the teen girls asks. “Pete Hegseth, secretary of defense,” he responded. Then he texted on, “Israel bend over and spread it. Baller. Water squirt emoji.

Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, fire emoji, eggplant.' 'Israel better bend over and spread it,' Dismukes continued. 'Baller. Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant.' ...

Israel better bend over and spread it. Baller! Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant emoji." Before long, the girls' innocuous text chat is further disrupted by Yang's Vance and ...