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These funny Thanksgiving puns will get all the laughs at your table and on Instagram. Find one-liners and jokes on turkey, pie, pumpkins, fall staples and more.

Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes to gobble up with your guests. ... 46. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives.” ...

Saving Thanksgiving. I f you’ve seen a ghost, you call the Ghostbusters. If you’re terrified of putting a dried-out turkey on your holiday table, you call the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line. The ...

Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions. 1. #stuffed 2. ... "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives." —Mrs. Pascal, The House of Yes.

In a panic, he turned to the Turkey Talk-Line to ask how often he’d have to baste. The staffer assured the relieved landlord that just once would do the trick. rd.com, Getty Images (2) ...

Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions. 1. #stuffed. 2. Hit me, gravy, one more time. 3. ... All about that baste. Related: 75 Thanksgiving 'Would You Rather' Questions To Ask This Holiday.